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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

guy:

OMG… ur staying home on a FRIDAY night?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

same

perfectllyimperfectt:

Ellen is my favorite human being.

davekat:

hectorsalamanca:

"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks

what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore

sexdrugsandwilliam:

Because The Internet

sexdrugsandwilliam:

Because The Internet

lovely-little-lesbian:

rachaelsinsides:

Kat Dennings h o l y shit

UNNFFF WIFE

lovely-little-lesbian:

rachaelsinsides:

Kat Dennings h o l y shit

UNNFFF WIFE

2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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