I strongly identify with this shark.
when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply
honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
*walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
lemme show you a trick or two
*hand me a board*
this one's called stealing
*runs away with it*
it took me years to understand this joke