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  • society:

    oh you have your period? well you have two options.

  • woman:

    okay.

  • society:

    you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.

  • woman:

    sounds awful. what's my second option.

  • society:

    a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.

  • woman:

    still seems pretty awful.

  • society:

    wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!

  • woman:

    well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.

  • society:

    HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.

  • woman:

  • society:

    oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.

  • woman:

  • society:

  • woman:

    i think i'll go with my third option.

  • society:

  • woman:

  • society:

    what third option?

  • woman:

    i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

yerafrickinunicorn:

rivailleren:

wildcats are red
corbins are bleu
this could be the start
of something new

i need this on my blog

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away.
Unknown (via fawun)

fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

beyocne:

We were only trying to drown her.

wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel