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movingtoparistoshootheroin:

I strongly identify with this shark. 

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

happy-little-spoon:

Herro tis meh face

happy-little-spoon:

Herro tis meh face

lmaoalien:

honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

  • me:

    *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*

  • me:

    lemme show you a trick or two

  • middle schoolers:

    *hand me a board*

  • me:

    this one's called stealing

  • me:

    *runs away with it*

Become friends with people who aren’t your age. Hang out with people whose first language isn’t the same as yours. Get to know someone who doesn’t come from your social class. This is how you see the world. This is how you grow.
note to self  (via koreyan)

mermaid pattern

mermaid pattern

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

savior-of-memories:

clippie:

today’s date is

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How long have you been wait to post this?

chinad011:

it took me years to understand this joke

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*