aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

burgrs:

u would think drawing is easy like? ??

• look at thing
• do that with pencil

??? ? ?? ??? ? BUT IT’S NOT

darrynek:

The US government is screenshotting your snapchats

titvs:

1 episode of homework then i’m gonna do my anime

ja-mbles:

tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

caseyanthonyofficial:

Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society

foodtrucker:

I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen

lameborghini:

the secret to having lots of friends is to nonstop talk about caesar salad wherever you go

snorlaxatives:

i can’t wait till i’m 30 so i’ll finally look like a high school student according to movies

juststarkidding:

thegreenguitar:

why does ‘liking someone’ have to be this big secret?

why doesn’t everyone in the world just make it really clear?

why can’t we make t-shirts with the names of who we crush on?

why don’t we throw pianos at people and yell HELLO YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE SIR

have you tried throwing a piano

dampsandwich:

whoa you hate people? fucking edgy