ten points from gryffindor
twenty points from gryffindor
fifty points to slytherin
twenty thousand points to harry for breaking every rule we have
shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet
u would think drawing is easy like? ??
- look at thing
- do that with pencil
??? ? ?? ??? ? BUT IT’S NOT
The US government is screenshotting your snapchats
1 episode of homework then i’m gonna do my anime
tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is
Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society
I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen
the secret to having lots of friends is to nonstop talk about caesar salad wherever you go
i can’t wait till i’m 30 so i’ll finally look like a high school student according to movies
why does ‘liking someone’ have to be this big secret?
why doesn’t everyone in the world just make it really clear?
why can’t we make t-shirts with the names of who we crush on?
why don’t we throw pianos at people and yell HELLO YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE SIR
have you tried throwing a piano